…it’s like being forced to go out on a date with someone you really, really can’t stand. sure, you get a meal out of it, but you have to pay, you have to put up with someone you hate who thinks you’re in love and wants you to spend the rest of your life with them, and you resent every second of it.

…it’s like Unix, only with lots of Suck and Stoopid mixed in.

…like mustard or napalm, once you get a little on you, it winds up on everything. you can’t get away from it, ever.

“Let them hate us so long as they keep having to buy our crap.” I wonder what it feels like to be hated by so many on a global scale?