{"id":566,"date":"2010-10-14T16:35:11","date_gmt":"2010-10-14T16:35:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.chasterus.com\/wp\/?p=566"},"modified":"2012-09-23T18:20:26","modified_gmt":"2012-09-23T18:20:26","slug":"customer-service","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chasterus.com\/wp\/?p=566","title":{"rendered":"customer service"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is a story about a guy and some toys of his that broke, and how the people who sold these broken toys to him responded.<\/p>\n<p>1st PLACE: ICOM AMERICA &#8211; I had a minor problem with my Icom IC-7000 HF\/VHF\/UHF mobile transciever and, since it was still under warranty, decided to send it in sooner than later.  The warranty card said to just send it in with a copy of the original receipt of purchase, showing the date, and a brief description of the problem.  That seemed awfully easy, almost too good to be true.  So I did.  About a week later I called in and was told it had already been repaired and would ship soon.  Not only did they fix the problem, but ran a comprehensive test and fixed a few other things, then gave the radio a complete alignment.  All I had to do was pay for the shipping back to the service center, about $20 (UPS.) WIN!<\/p>\n<p>2nd PLACE: OUTBACK POWER &#8211; I own a lot of Outback stuff; their components are the mainstay of my off-grid power system(s).  They&#8217;ve always been good about replacing stuff under warranty.  When the VFX3648 failed just the other day and I called in about it, the customer rep offered to just send out a complete board replacement kit.  That saves us both the hassle of shipping the big, awkward, heavy unit back and forth and saves them a little tech time, and allows me to service my own equipment, which I&#8217;m all too happy to do in this case.  WIN!<\/p>\n<p>3RD PLACE: T-MOBILE: For the third time now, my G1 phone died.  And it&#8217;s still under warranty, and insured to the hilt above and beyond that.  Nevertheless, I have to submit to being treated like an unwanted visitor on a prison camp before I can get anything done.  I have to spend my entire morning negotiating with chatterbots on T-Mobile&#8217;s customer-time-wasting phone labyrinth before I finally get the point across that my phone is broken.  Then I have to answer a bunch of questions.  I feel like I just got pulled over by a cop who doesn&#8217;t like men with beards or something, and insists on treating me like a suspect, even though I&#8217;m a paying customer.  They make me give a lot of information about the phone, which I&#8217;m still liable for in case said info is later found to be incorrect.  I&#8217;m perpetually at their mercy, always on the defensive.  I hate it.  Once the torture is over, I get an unsolicited call from T-Mobile asking me to participate in a survey about the professionalism of the customer service rep I last spoke to.  Guys, your people are doing a great job: it&#8217;s your hostile, defensive policy towards customers in need that makes me sick.  I wish I had a home version of your phone tree interrogation system, and could make you verify the last four of your Social Security number six times and your mother&#8217;s birthplace twice, after making you listen to a minute&#8217;s worth of irrelevant drivel while you cling desperately to the line, hoping an actual warm-blooded, sentient being will finally grant you an audience&#8230;.  Fuck off, I hate you.  I can&#8217;t wait until my contract with you is over.  FAIL.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a story about a guy and some toys of his that broke, and how the people who sold these broken toys to him responded. 1st PLACE: ICOM AMERICA &#8211; I had a minor problem with my Icom IC-7000 HF\/VHF\/UHF mobile transciever and, since it was still under warranty, decided to send it in [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,22,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-566","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ham","category-power","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chasterus.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/566","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chasterus.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chasterus.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chasterus.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chasterus.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=566"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.chasterus.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/566\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":887,"href":"https:\/\/www.chasterus.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/566\/revisions\/887"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chasterus.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=566"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chasterus.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=566"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chasterus.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=566"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}